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good for hitting dumb cumts like Brett Dash with

golf club by Anonymous June 25, 2003

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golf club

People with no real skills or aptitude who bond together to cover each others' asses by using / exploiting those with skill and aptitude. Quite often, these folks really play golf. See posers

Well, we just spent $8,000,000 on some useless software that the "golf club" thought would get them a bigger bonus.

golf club by Stimey June 24, 2003

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Golf Club Day

The last day of February. Traditionally this is the day that the lady in a relationship get's her man a new golf club in anticipation of spring and the start of golf season.

If the man doesn't play golf then she should get him something related to his favorite activity.

If the lady gets the man something for Golf Club Day he is expected to return the favor on Jewelry Day.

Ryan: Dude, what did your wife get you for Golf Club Day?

Rob: I don't play golf so she got me the hot new XBOX game.

Ryan: Now you gotta get her something for Jewelry Day.

Golf Club Day by BigOtter April 29, 2012

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GOLF CLUB LEGS

A FEMALE WITH A LARGE UPPER FRAME WITH SKINNY, SPINDELY LEGS THAT RESEMBLE GOLF CLUBS

IMAGINE A POTATOE AS THE BODY AND GOLF CLUBS AS THE LEGS.
HEY LOTTO, CHECK OUT HER GOLF CLUB LEGS
ALSO LIKE OLD SCHOOL WRESTLERS, LIKE DUSTY RHODES ALSO HAVE GOLF CLUB LEGS OR AS MY FATHER SAYS, SHE IS BUILT LIKE A WRESTLER

GOLF CLUB LEGS by MINNOW LOTTO & CAMEROON December 26, 2011

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Ivorian golf club

The act of shoving a golf club inside your partners rear end. The receiver (male) gets a hard on, causing his penis to look like the trunk of an Ivorian elephant.

Hey, did you see Ludwig and Ridolfo gave each other an Ivorian golf club last evening?

Ivorian golf club by Matic123 December 27, 2022

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Fixin' to meet the golf club

to beat the shit out of someone hitting on your girlfriend

Jon: Stop talking to my girl or else you will be fixin' to meet the golf club

Fixin' to meet the golf club by Fixin to meet the golf club June 13, 2017

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Jamaican Golf Club

An embarrassingly large grandpa erection.

Uncle Joe ought to do a better job of hiding his Jamaican golf club around the kids.

Jamaican Golf Club by Tony Bologna May 25, 2007

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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