Using dentistry tools to widen a females vagina to just the right size so that you may rest your balls in it.
"Hey Tom are you still a virgin?"
"I dont know... Does golfing count?"
by GmanM618 February 9, 2017
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the white-man conspiracy sport
They try to get a white ball into the hole
Where is the hole located in the green
What does green signify? Fertility.
Fertility= Mother Earth
'Nuff said
John White: Hey we're white
Dave White: yes we are
*they both sit and think for a while*
John White: We really ARE white....
Dave White: Yea....wanna go play golf?
John White: Sure why not.
by JaeYangattack December 6, 2007
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It’s not a sport

your not an athlete either
I play the laziest sport ever
other people do everything for me

Me: go get me my water go get me my clubs
not to mention I drive myself everywhere

yup I play golf
by MensSize13Nikes October 20, 2019
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The worlds biggest pile of shit and takes up so much land just to smack a ball with a stick when all that land could go to something fucking useful.
Man golfing sucks. Why not use all that land for fucking stores and houses and shit.
by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020
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1. A game played on a large open-air course, in which a small hard ball is struck with a club into a series of small holes in the ground, the object being to use the fewest possible strokes.

2. When a male or female plays with his/herself normally done in public or a grassy area. Or in other words public masturbation.
1. Tiger Woods was the greatest golf player in the world.

2. I totally saw Jeff playing golf with his girlfriend at the camp grounds.
by NegroDameus July 26, 2011
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The term Golf Bravo is used when telling a story regarding previous sexual experiences involving a group of friends and one girl. This term is very valuable when the story is being told in public or in front of current girlfriends. Golf Bravo is derivited from the acronym GB which in turn is used for the word gangbang.
Man do you remember that time in vegas when we went to Golf Bravo? I was worn out after that course!

Who brings double cheeseburgers to the golf bravo?
by rancid68 July 15, 2011
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