goldfish mem 

2second memory...a person who 4getses stuff real quik

trev- oi have u seen my pen nywhere???
bono- WTF goldfish mem u had it lyk 2 secs ago!!!

goldfish mem by taetard March 11, 2007

goldfish memory 

When youre so high that u forget anything that happened within the last 15 seconds.

guy 1: Dude im so high right now....

guy 2: hey wait a sec....

guy 2: oh nevermind i forgot...its that goldfish memory

guy 1: its what?

guy 2: i just told u about it 20 seconds ago

goldfish memory by christian_cain January 30, 2008

Goldfish Memory 

Bad memory, forgetful

I have goldfish memory, I only retain information for 5 seconds, then it is ... what was I saying?

Goldfish Memory by anonymous February 1, 2022

GoldFish Memory Emo 

When someone says something you don't understand. When you complain about things then don't know what the other person is trying to say.

"Ugh Haley and Chloe. I just can't with you GoldFish Memory emos" -oscar

GoldFish Memory Emo by GOD AND MOSES November 6, 2017

goldfish memory 

the worst memory possible. Goldfishes have 1-10 second memory loss

the dumbest student e v e r: hey did you study for the test tomorrow? I didn't I have goldfish memory.
An average student: dude its not a test AN EXAM
the dumbest student e v e r: wait what. we have exams this week

goldfish memory by lunamoona457 January 13, 2024

Memory of a goldfish

(Mémoire d'un poisson rouge en français): having a memory so poor and atrocious that lol goldfish can do better.

If you're not cognitively struggling but still have a poor memory, you have the memory of a goldfish

Memory of a goldfish by Uncle Dimma April 10, 2026