No one gives a shit 

When you really really want to emphasize that no one cares about something. Not only does it feel satisfying to say, it's a quick and easy way to shut someone down when they say something stupid or trivial.

Guy 1: My favorite color is white.
Guy 2: No one gives a shit.

No one gives a shit by Dictionary-Man 2.0 December 7, 2021

File That Under Who Gives a Shit 

This is a reply that you give to an announcement that in inconsequential, especially when the person making the announcement thinks it's some sort of big deal, or even notable.

You won a Golden Globe for that? Yes, I did. Wow...file that under Who Gives a Shit

File That Under Who Gives a Shit by kk626kk June 21, 2011

Who gives a flying fuck? 

The closest one can come to not caring, but still giving enough of a damn to give a flying fuck.

Dude1: Hey let's go fishing!

Dude2: No, I'm not norwegian...

Dude1: Who gives a flying fuck?

Who gives a flying fuck? by Paffz0r February 18, 2008

No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off 

People who look up there name on urban dictionary looking for something like Josh-nice, funny, cool, huge dick and hot af. They post it on there story to show people that there's more then one perso in the fucking world with the same name as then and decided to write a paragraph about it....

No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off Something your would say to your friends on your annoying Snapchat feed that won't stop posting there dumbass names. or a answer to your annoying friends whom post this shit on there snapchats when no one gives a fuck

No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off by Christivn March 27, 2017

who gives a fuck

not caring about the topic at hand

Brent: Hey that rust is called patina.

Eddie: Who gives a fuck....

who gives a fuck by el deportante April 28, 2008

When God gives you lemons, make lemonade. 

Another way of saying "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade;" however, it not only emphasizes (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval, it also associates or blames it on a divide entity!

1
Evelyn: Omg! How in the world are you balancing on a ball, juggling ten pins, and playing guitar?

Skillful Dude: It's simple, when God gives you lemons, make lemonade.

2
A Somalian Refugee: Ok, how the hell are we going to survive with only a knife, a horse, and a loaf of bread?

Another Somalian Refuge: When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.

3
Straight guy: WTF dude!? I can't believe you brought me to a gay bar. Are you homo?

Questionable Orientation Guy: Dude, chill down. When God gives you lemons, make lemonade!

When God gives you lemons, make lemonade. by PokarFace June 20, 2010

what gives 

It means like, What is going on?
Why you doing that?

Like, dude, What gives?

what gives by Atomix October 7, 2003