going fishing 

when having sex an your condom comes off, and you must get it out of your girlfriends vagina.

Man i was doing your girlfriend last night and i pulled out for sec, looked down and figured out i was going fishing.

going fishing by samurai_47 March 31, 2008

going fishing 

using a coat hanger to give yourself and abortion

"I couldn't afford and abortion, so I had to go fishing."

going fishing by BioMechMoose June 11, 2005

going fishing 

one who is small & odd shaped & married to a walrus...she appears from upstairs in her waders & pvc hat & coat carrying her pail & net to go & catch her hubbys dinner at the harbour...where u going dear? he asks (in fish language)...im going fishing 2 catch the supper dear, i wont b long......flap flap flap!!!!

oh look theres the neighbour going fishing again....is it? oh dear the pond must be empty again...i heard him splashing around at 4am!

going fishing by harbour master February 27, 2008

going fishing 

When one takes a pubic hair and shoves it into another persons mouth.

Will was pissed at Gus, so he went fishing on Gus.

going fishing by Plastic Towel March 17, 2004

going fishing 

The act of trying to meet women in order to get only a blow job (like going fishing with worms for bait).

Joe: hey matt, you're all dressed up. are you going to a club?

Matt: yea, i'm going fishing. want to be my wing man?

Joe: no... but, good luck

going fishing by Count Doucheula April 4, 2011

Going fishing with a spoon 

CHOKIN' THE CHICKEN
MASTURBATING
JERKING THE GHERKIN

Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?

Going fishing with a spoon by Boar1 April 16, 2024

Put on your bowlin' shoes... because we're going fuckin' fishing!!!! 

An expression for when you're about to wing it. You're unprepared, you're uncertain, you don't know what the future holds... but you'll roll with whatever goes down.

Bro A: "Bro... do you think we'll regret doing 8 shots of jungle juice in 6 hours when we're taking the SAT tomorrow?"

Bro B: "Boi... Put on your bowlin' shoes... because we're going fuckin' fishing!!!!"

Put on your bowlin' shoes... because we're going fuckin' fishing!!!! by boiyoolooklikeamuhhfukkinuhhhh December 5, 2016