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goggle cunt

a random passerby who looks like a decent bloke but then you find out he does competitive swimming
he was cute but when he said he swam for the orcas i knew i got me a goggle cunt
goggle cunt by jemket April 18, 2017
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Cunt Gaggle 

Any large group of demanding, obnoxious women. Usually of the middle aged powerbitch variety.
Could you believe that cunt gaggle we had in the restaurant tonight? They were so fucking needy and they only left ten percent.
Cunt Gaggle by Ranwed July 9, 2009

a gaggle of cunts 

A flock a bitchy women with stinky pussy's
I ran into a gaggle of cunts at the supermarket and had to make sure I wasn't at the fish hatchery.
a gaggle of cunts by Dr.wise December 2, 2017

gigglecunt 

A woman who is self deprecating but confident enough to acknowledge that she is laughing at her own jokes and continues to do so anyway.
“Gigglecunt over here crackin herself up”
-Me
gigglecunt by RatchedRN78 November 5, 2020

A Gaggle of Cunts 

A group of cyclists on the road who refuses to move or speed up for cars
Sorry I was late, I was stuck behind a gaggle of cunts
A Gaggle of Cunts by Helloyoucunt August 15, 2023

googlecunt 

Someone who thinks they know everything but actual get all there information from google.
Oh yeah Steve told you that, hes such a googlecunt
googlecunt by DJ TBC March 16, 2017

gigglecunt 

A self-deprecating woman who is confident enough to acknowledge that she looks like a moron when she laughs at your own jokes. She keeps doing it anyway.
“Gigglecunt over here thinks she’s pret-ty hysterical”
-Me
gigglecunt by RatchedRN78 November 5, 2020
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