Probably the worst Godzilla film. The pacing of the film is completely thrown off in the American version by tedious and boring sequences they added of news broadcasters describing the events of the film and making innaccurate claims about the monsters. The film also grants King Kong an incredibly stupid ability (absorbing lightning so he can utilize an electric grip) because otherwise he would have been decimated by Godzilla.

King Kong vs. Godzilla: "Godzilla has a brain about this size. He is sheer brute force, while Kong is a thinking animal. His brain is considerably larger, about 10 times the size of this gorilla skull."

Person watching the film: "WTF? If Godzilla's brain was walnut sized, how would the arteries and veins connect?"

King Kong vs. Godzilla by Godzilla himself March 27, 2010

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Godzillabacter

An as of yet unidentified bacterium which causes an overwhelming infection in a person. Often used by health professionals, especially in teaching hospitals.

Resident: "You better cover the patient with triple antibiotics because he probably has Godzillabacter."

Godzillabacter by The Wizard Of Og December 29, 2012

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Godzilla Vs. Monke

A movie where a walking nuclear power plant that destroys massive parasites and dragons from outer space fights big monke boi

Kevin: I’m going to get tickets to see Godzilla Vs. Monke wanna come
Jeff: Yes

Godzilla Vs. Monke by Jobeyl February 9, 2021

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