god botherer
god botherer by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003
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God Botherer
A person who bothers poor old God too much with their excessive annoying devotion.
& who tries to convert people to the lord.
& who tries to convert people to the lord.
God: STFU.
God Botherer: I love you. Thank you, praise you, man.
God: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!
God Botherer: *whimpers* But I love you!
God: Well, I really don't love you. Thanks anyway.
God Botherer: I love you. Thank you, praise you, man.
God: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!
God Botherer: *whimpers* But I love you!
God: Well, I really don't love you. Thanks anyway.
God Botherer by HALBHALB June 24, 2008
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god botherer
Noun: Person with floppy arms living in fear of a Deity which probably doesn't even know they exist. Usually interfering hypocrites.
god botherer by Anonymous April 25, 2003
god botherer
Looks like that skanky, workshy god botherer has left us up shit creek again, depressing self-righteous individual that it is
god botherer by Anonymous April 30, 2003
god-botherer
a person who knocks on your door at an ungodly hour sunday morning, in an effort to convert you to the worship of his/her faith.
god-botherer by adrian the great of Albany October 22, 2008
God-botherer
An annoyingly religious person. Does NOT just mean anyone who is religious/believes in God, but minds their own business and is a decent person. God-botherers are people who do not shut the fuck up about their religion, whine about profanity and sexuality in everyday culture like it's 1950, worry too much about what other people are doing, think the reason for teen pregnancy is that we don't have enough prayer in schools, and try to get their religion written into law, and binding even upon non-believers, because they don't understand the concepts of separation of church and state, and a pluralistic society.
"God-botherer" is actually a GREAT insult, because it implies that even assuming that their God is real, they even bother God with their bullshit, God Him/Her/Them/Itself is even like "You guys need to chill out".
"God-botherer" is actually a GREAT insult, because it implies that even assuming that their God is real, they even bother God with their bullshit, God Him/Her/Them/Itself is even like "You guys need to chill out".
I said "God damn it" in a Facebook comment and some God-botherers came at me telling me that I was wicked and going to Hell for using blasphemous language, so I told them that Mary was a slut who loved taking it in the ass, just to watch them have a REAL meltdown.
God-botherer by q359 July 25, 2023
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