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Gobble cock 

Ipswich woman goes by trees are green. Does this for fun
Gobble cock by Natbatnat99n July 4, 2023

Nick Markham Cock Gobble 

When you wabble your way to a guy awkwardly.
"Hey bro, why did you N.M.C.G over to her?
"What do you mean?"
"Dude, you pulled a Nick Markham Cock Gobble!"

Cock Gobble 

While receiving a blow job, the man proceeds to urinate in the throat of his fuck buddy, causing her to scream in distress, which is distorted by the urine, Resulting in a sound which resembles a turkeys gobble.
*Man receives head and then urinates in the girls mouth*

Girl: You mother fuc, bwauh gobble.

Man: Tehehe

*Ends the cock gobble*
Cock Gobble by Brendaon123321 October 8, 2008

Texas Cock Gobble 

The act of sucking a man almost to completion while at gun point. Once he is about to finish you bite his cock off as he blows your brains out
Did you see the news article about the guy who texas cock gobbled that ganster?
Texas Cock Gobble by Mac_and_T January 14, 2022

Cock Gobble

A person who participates in a great deal of oral sex involving the male genetalia. This is usually done figuratively, in order to achieve personal gain, or literally out of pure enjoyment.
Example 1:
He always sucks dick to get promoted... Don't be a cock gobble.

Example 2:
She's eaten a lot of sausage in her day... a true cock gobble.
Cock Gobble by SiL3Nt-J July 16, 2026

Gobble-cocking 

Referring to paranoid drug addicts who think everyone is out to steal their possessions (their money, toilet paper, clothes, stash, food, drugs , etc)
"Listen to old rob over there, always gobble-cocking about someone stealing his toilet paper!'

"Who stole my shit cocksucker!!!" Said the Gobble-cocker.
Gobble-cocking by M.H.Kidd May 4, 2018