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gobble cock by twisted dick September 4, 2003
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Gobble cock by Natbatnat99n July 4, 2023
Nick Markham Cock Gobble
"Hey bro, why did you N.M.C.G over to her?
"What do you mean?"
"Dude, you pulled a Nick Markham Cock Gobble!"
"What do you mean?"
"Dude, you pulled a Nick Markham Cock Gobble!"
Nick Markham Cock Gobble by jas552 April 15, 2022
Cock Gobble
While receiving a blow job, the man proceeds to urinate in the throat of his fuck buddy, causing her to scream in distress, which is distorted by the urine, Resulting in a sound which resembles a turkeys gobble.
*Man receives head and then urinates in the girls mouth*
Girl: You mother fuc, bwauh gobble.
Man: Tehehe
*Ends the cock gobble*
Girl: You mother fuc, bwauh gobble.
Man: Tehehe
*Ends the cock gobble*
Cock Gobble by Brendaon123321 October 8, 2008
Texas Cock Gobble
The act of sucking a man almost to completion while at gun point. Once he is about to finish you bite his cock off as he blows your brains out
Texas Cock Gobble by Mac_and_T January 14, 2022
Cock Gobble
A person who participates in a great deal of oral sex involving the male genetalia. This is usually done figuratively, in order to achieve personal gain, or literally out of pure enjoyment.
Example 1:
He always sucks dick to get promoted... Don't be a cock gobble.
Example 2:
She's eaten a lot of sausage in her day... a true cock gobble.
He always sucks dick to get promoted... Don't be a cock gobble.
Example 2:
She's eaten a lot of sausage in her day... a true cock gobble.
Cock Gobble by SiL3Nt-J July 16, 2026
Gobble-cocking
Referring to paranoid drug addicts who think everyone is out to steal their possessions (their money, toilet paper, clothes, stash, food, drugs , etc)
"Listen to old rob over there, always gobble-cocking about someone stealing his toilet paper!'
"Who stole my shit cocksucker!!!" Said the Gobble-cocker.
"Who stole my shit cocksucker!!!" Said the Gobble-cocker.
Gobble-cocking by M.H.Kidd May 4, 2018
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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