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Gobble Salad

When a person's genitals are tossed and massaged by someone with a turkey neck while receiving a blow job.
The gobble salad is when a person who used to be fat and now is skinny but still has excess skin forming a turkey neck gives you a blow job while simultaneously tossing and massaging your balls in the turkey neck = gobble salad.
Gobble Salad by saladsforlife February 12, 2010
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Gobbler's Knob 

The head of penis. (Citing the fact the the scrotum is likened to a Turkey's gobbler.)
OW! Oh man, the groundhog isn't coming out this year, I just got nailed on Gobbler's Knob!
Gobbler's Knob by zibby-da-boo December 2, 2010

gobble shaft 

the gobbleshaft can be best defined as the act of holding the woman by the ears then proceeding to thrust repeatedly in her mouth until climax then soon after you flip her over and penetrate her asshole in one stroke hence giving her the shaft
some dude: Yo I gobble shafted the hell out of her!!
Adam likes to gobble shaft the ladies 24/7

Gobble Smackle 

A slang word for a penis.
"He slid his Gobble Smackle in slowly."
Gobble Smackle by vixqan May 21, 2023

Gobble Gobble Shnible Shnoble 

1) A term used to describe a hot person.
2) Describing you will eat your food.
1) ‘Ooo she’s a right gobble gobble shnible shnoble.’
2) ‘You bought pizza no way I’m gonna gobble gobble shnible shnoble that!’

Gobbler's Knob 

Gobbler's Knob is the cock-head of any guy's boner you suck on Ground-Hog Day and swallow his Gobbler's Knob-gasm.
I sucked Matt's Gobbler's Knob on Groud Hog Day and he rewarded me with a Gobbler's Knob-gasm!
Gobbler's Knob by USAF Cadet February 6, 2021

Gobble Sauce 

Turkey Gravy
"pass me the gobble sauce please"
Gobble Sauce by LeFever May 1, 2013