A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide. One of the oldest jokes on the internet is to link the picture to internet forums and chatrooms, renamed to look like something else like "happybunnies.jpg" . Often causes people to freak out.
Gordon Shumway is Shocked if he sees Goatse.
Ruby imagines Bob Shumway took his blue Hawaiian shirt off and Doing the goatse.
Thomas freaked out about goatse
by MayDayMeh June 18, 2018
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When a guy spreads out his a$$hole with his hands as far as it will will stretch.
Really gross.
Sadly, it's normally one of the first things someone sees on the internet, whether they get emailed it as a joke (It says "Click here for cute bunny pictures" when it's actually goatse) or they just stumble apon it.
It supposidly is a fetish for some. But, you just gotta think "Who the eff likes that?" since it's so gross.

NOTE: If you're reading this because you don't know what goatse is, DON'T google it! You'll be scarred for LIFE!!
Guy1: *Opens email from Guy2*
Guy2: *Laughs to himself, knowing that Guy1 is probably reading his email*
Guy1: *Clicks on link from Guy2's email that says "Click 4 pix of hot chick*
Guy1: *Sees pix of Goatse* EAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! *Gags*
by y in teh w0rld woudju c4re? April 25, 2009
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To be inadvertantly sent to Goatse.cx or another site, such as Tubgirl.com or Bakla.net, under the pretense of the site being an enjoyable experience or providing free CDs.
"So did you find free porn on shitxxx?" "No, turns out I'd been goatsed."
by Kevin August 5, 2003
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noun.
1. Infamous picture of Man with Wide Anus.
2. A prank to pull on people over teh internet
verb.
To fool a person into clicking said picture.
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Goatse is one of the best/worst photos up on the interweb.
by RROMM January 6, 2008
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One Of The Best Known Shock Sites. With A Man Stretching His Anus
Joe:Hey
Max:What?
Joe:Have You Seen Goatse?
Max:Whats A Goatse?
Joe:You Really Want To Know?
(Max Visits Goatse)
Max:What The Fuck???
by DX3V21 April 13, 2009
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Picture of man stretching his buttcrack so the buttcheeks are not together.
Bob: have you seen goatse?
Joe: No, let me see it.
Bob: *goes on internet and looks up goatse*
Joe: NO ITS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!! (x_x)
by JereMyMarCinEk July 24, 2010
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More than a man; who, during a raid in Poland in 1942, couragously hid four Polish Jews in his enourmous, gaping hole.
"Quick, jump in my ass to hide from these filthy schweinhaun!"
by shoelace November 23, 2003
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