goats' 

Derived from the infamous "Goatse ( http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goatse )" interwebs phenomena. Can describe e.g. any kind of nasty dirt or liquid but as well any appalling things in general.
Can be used as verb ("goatsefy") as well—meaning: to fuck something (usually an object) up, to fuck it up bad!

Dude, your whole jacket is full of Goats'! Go, be ashamed of yourself!
Stop looking at my sisters ass! I'll goatsefy your Lambo, fucking shmo!

goats' by trice22 March 11, 2009

Goats 

Goats is a team comp in a game called Overwatch. The team comp was created when a team known as goats ran a comp of 3 tanks and 3 supports and didn’t lose a single game. The player base then realized the unstoppable force of such a comp. When a team feels as if there gonna lose or they want a free win, just go goats. The comp works wonders, all you need to do when using this trusty comp is follow 2 steps. Step 1: Press forward, Step 2: Win.

When in doubt... Just go goats

4head

Goats by Papi Chulo The 3rd December 29, 2018

goats 

a team comp in overwatch that only the biggest virgins use

come on bro let’s run goats just this once bro come on

goats by ishniri March 20, 2019

goats 

Webcomic drawn by Jonathan Rosenberg. Contains only one actual goat, though other characters are aliens, a space mummy, a satanic chicken, and a fish that lives in a glass of beer. Located at www.goats.com.

Dammit, I go on vacation for a week and I've missed like 500,000 installments of Goats.

goats by junkyard prince October 18, 2003

goats 

1. the most attractive type girls on the face of the earth.
2. the best animal ever alive.
3. goats, sheep, lambs, and ramz rule the earth.

abbie and morgan are so beautious, they must be goats.

goats by goatsduh April 23, 2007

goats 

another name for malware (virus, spyware) on computers

Nathans computer was infected with goats from watching mass amounts of online pornographic videos.

goats by wierdo424 July 8, 2009

goats 

Mamal much beloved of Jon Cram

goats by jet April 4, 2003