goats'

Derived from the infamous "Goatse ( http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goatse )" interwebs phenomena. Can describe e.g. any kind of nasty dirt or liquid but as well any appalling things in general.
Can be used as verb ("goatsefy") as well—meaning: to fuck something (usually an object) up, to fuck it up bad!

Dude, your whole jacket is full of Goats'! Go, be ashamed of yourself!
Stop looking at my sisters ass! I'll goatsefy your Lambo, fucking shmo!

by trice22 March 11, 2009

The Goat of Goats

A person who is considered the Greatest of all time in many major industries.

Josue was considered the Goat of Goats when he achieved a higher NFL pass completion than Dree Brees and beat Michael Jordan and Lebron James in a 1on1 basketball game.

by Jaja1255 February 21, 2017

Goated

Goated is another way of saying someone's a G.O.A.T, which means Greatest Of All Time.

Person 1: dude, you're goated
person 2: thanks bro

by Pyroshank September 22, 2019

GOAT

Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano is the GOAT
Basic football knowledge is required to learn that Ronaldo is the football GOAT (and NOT the Ghost of Eibar aka Pessi)

by RationalFootballFan from Chile September 20, 2023

goat

Greatest
Of
All
Time

(like tight, the best)

Those shoes are G.o.a.t.

by Joi January 06, 2004

No goat

A phrase made by Kurtis Conner in a video about an animated movie.

Meaning: When a goat does not like something.

"That's a no goat" "I gave my goat food she didn't like. It was a no goat so I gave her other food"

by Nuggetsonn August 24, 2020

Goat

An unreal person thats just the best. The greatest of all time (Joan Hornung)

Joan Hornung gave us money for booze and ice cream! She's the goat.

by JoanHornungFan March 13, 2022