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goat show 

party or event where the drunken stupidity sinks to new levels,while quite likely to occur at a sausage fest the female gender,ditchpigs in particular,are equally capable of contributing to a goat show.

goat show can also be used to describe cluster fuck situations.
Man did you see those two lesbian ditch pigs making out on the dance floor last night , then Dwaine threw up carrots into his shirt pocket , what a fucking goat show

"I Got a flat tire on the way to the airport then was pulled over for speeding trying to catch my flight.The popo noticed a roach in the ashtray and charged me for possesion.
What a fucking Goat show."
goat show by Billytucker June 3, 2010
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goat show 

An event that is boring and/or lacking an attractive female presence.
This party is a goat show.
goat show by Panties May 13, 2005

Goat milk shower 

When someone gets a goat milk shower, they receive a load of cum which has the consistency of goat milk.
Steve, have you seen Wendy?

Yeah, she's just tidying up after the goat milk shower.

Aight bet

GoatShow 

When a male shows its cock to a female for intimidation purposes.
Hey look shes coming do the GoatShow and flop it around
GoatShow by Grefties January 10, 2020
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