Glowin' 

When a person is sending and receiving a large number of text messages in over a certain period of time; but only during the dark hours of the night when the screen of the cellphone makes one's face glow.

Mark was glowin' hardcore last night he was texting so much.

Glowin' by woodenpanda August 2, 2008

glowin 

When you walk into a room full of fine bitches post up and do your thing looking sexy as fuck, then people start checking you out because your hot and you know it, now you're starting to feel the glow, eyes are on you and you know it.

Guy: hey bro what you sayin
Other guy: just glowin man
Guy: Dec dude bitches be fine

glowin by stupid ud names June 13, 2014

Glow in the dark 

Back in the sixties, the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States conducted experiments on captured mutants. After extracting their abilities, they were granted miraculous powers but were cursed with the condition of glowing in the dark. A simple programmer by the name of Terry Davis happened to discover their plot. Since then, he has faked his death and gone into hiding after attempting to expose the "glow in the dark cia niggers".

You know, those cia niggers sure glow in the dark

Glow in the dark by i love my wifes son January 20, 2019

Glow in the dark 

Someone who throws up red flags or shows suspicious signs that they are some sort of spy, saboteur, propagandist, astroturfer/astroturder, some other type of undercover agent/operative, or are flying a false flag.

I don't trust those guys, they glow in the dark.

Glow in the dark by DVMO July 27, 2019

Glow in the dark 

People who work for the CIA.

"Glow in the dark CIA Niggers" - Terry A. Davis.

Glow in the dark by BigCunge November 14, 2019

Glowie 

Normally used for the CIA but also used for agencies like the ATF, FBI, etc. Their inability to blend in to the native population's habits, patterns and speech makes them stick out like a sore thumb to the population, hence they "glow in the dark."

The most common trappings of government shills are their inability/hesitation to use the major racial slurs, improper use of memes, and the pushing of mainstream political theories.

See also: Glow in the dark, glowposting

I feel ya, glowie. Must be frustrating. I know everything I post is satire or attempted satire, or pertaining to my favorite game - Minecraft. So easy to be misunderstood in these wicked times. I hope you get the day off for Christmas, at least.

The worst thing about having an erratic sleeping schedule and being sleeping on American business hours is that you don't get to always read the replies of your designated glowie. When you are most active he is at home sleeping. sucks.

If anyone says, "here's how to get cheap guns illegally", "we should shoot first ", and " Stop larping kill the blank now " that is a glowie pure and simple.

Glowie by TinklesTheGoat December 24, 2019

Glowing 

1) (in real life) To give off some form of positive energy through vibes, beauty, etc. Most often used to describe how the person is perceived visually, like a smile but not something like a compliment.

2) (in internet culture)

a) To be close to or to break the TOS of a social media site in a way that is eye catching to some. Especially used if the action that caused the user to glow is something the community they are a part in often get criticized for.

b) To be suspected of being a federal agent who is either trying to infiltrate or provoke online communities. Often posted when an account is found to have doctored photos, made up first and last names, and/or relatively extreme ideas. Possibly a reference to the quote, "The cia ******* glow in the dark."

1) Becky: "How do I look?"
Samantha: "Omg, you're glowing!"

2)
a) User1: "All parents who vaccinate their children should have their children taken by Child Protective Services."

User2: "This man is glowing so hard."

b) User1: "If you're being interrogated by the police, I'd recommend to not invoke the right to remain silent because it looks more natural to the judge."

User2: "User1 is glowing so much, all of the images they've posted of themselves we're ripped from someone's abandoned blog from 2006 and nobody has been recorded in the US of having the same name they claim to have."

Glowing by real_account May 7, 2021