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glowcader

noun; an individual who loses control of their mental faculties at a glowcade party
You're such a glowcader, what were you doing at that silly glowcade party for 9 hours?
by professionaldaytoner February 10, 2026
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glowcade

noun; A glow in the dark party during your first week of college that your roommate will make fun of you for attending

verb; to lose one's mental faculties at a glowcade party due to excessive strobing glow in the dark lights
Are you going to glowcade this weekend? Last time you glowcaded, you disappeared for 3 days.
by professionaldaytoner February 10, 2026
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