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The glow stick method

When a male sees a big tiddy goth girl in a Dollar Store and gets a noticeable boner. The big tiddy goth girl notices, and winks at the man. The pair go behind the counter and the big tiddy goth girl takes out his boner, but instead of using a DS stylus she wraps both hands around the shaft (one at the top and one at the base) and snaps it in a downwards motion. Then after the snap, comes the vigorous shake.
*bro 1 rubbing his dick
Bro 1: “Yo, my guy, my dick is hurting.”

*bro 2: raises eye brow
Bro 2: “Yo, why’s that?”
Bro 1: “Me and scki did the glow stick method yesterday.”
Bro 2: “ Oh shit bro!”

Mexi-glow 

The unmistakable scent of Mexican food that stubbornly clings to one's clothes, hair, and/or skin after dining at a Mexican restaurant. Individuals who fall victim to Mexi-glow tend to possess a 1 - 2 foot atmospheric radius of Mexican food odor around his or her person. Mexi-glow typically lasts longer than a 24 hour period before gradually wearing off; but, in some cases, it has been reported to linger on clothing for over a fortnight (particularly jackets).
Michael: What is wrong with you?

Blake: A baby behind me at Avogadro's got fajitas. It's the Mexi-glow, I have it.

Michael: What a jerk.
Mexi-glow by MorningX June 15, 2011

glowmendation

A term combining ‘glow’ and ‘recommendation’. It’s used to describe a heartfelt endorsement or recommendation given to someone that not only highlights their skills or talents but also acknowledges their positive energy and the uplifting impact they have on others. Often used in professional and personal growth contexts, a glowmendation is more than just a commendation – it’s a recognition of someone’s inner light and positive influence.
During the team meeting, Lisa gave a glowmendation to Mark, praising not just his exceptional project management skills but also his positive attitude that consistently boosts the team’s morale.
glowmendation by Tasty TL December 28, 2023
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022