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A natural phenomenon. No one created it, it just is, that's the difference, its memetic like that. There is no rhyme or reason. Gloyper just is.
Come on! You know... I Gloyper, You Gloyper, He, she, me... Gloyper! Glo Gloyper, Gloypinging... we'll have the Gloyp Burger. Gloyporama... Gloypology, the study of Gloyper? It's first grade, SpongeBob!
gloyper by Gloyper December 3, 2021
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Someone, while in the bathtub that farts and then bites the bubbles.
Bob Anderson is the National Glorpe Champion. He bit all 73 bubbles in 45 seconds!
Glorpe by Raven Misfit April 19, 2009
“aye bruh i was fuckin a whore in my car. it’s a subaru i street race on it and win every time. hoes and bad bitties love it. i’m just like chief keef”

“i’m gloopered rn i don’t really care dog”
gloopered by tweeezzer February 3, 2022
Glooper is a label you give to a cat or goat that is particularly funny, such as when a cat sniffs your phone camera, you would call that a glooper pic.
"Oh my god Sarah, my cat Frank is such a glooper, look at this photo of him."
"Wow Jeanna, he really is!"
Glooper by kuishiba August 28, 2022
Any person whose life is defined by outdoor activities such as backpacking or camping. They often sport goatees, flannel, shirts and sandals, and embrace environmental activism. The term is derived from the root "gorp", the mix of nuts, grains, and dried fruits popularly brought along as victuals on the trail.
We could tell they weren't just tourists because their long hair, slender bodies and "GORE 2000" t-shirts identified them as gorpers who'd been on the trail for a while.
gorper by jeffrey March 25, 2005
One who glops; A masturbator.
Paul Browning was thought to be the biggest glopper in Mid-Wales until his crown was taken by the arch glopper, Peter Evans.
glopper by tom101 August 4, 2003