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glock 17 

The glock 17 is short recoil, floating barel, semi automatic handgun. The weapon has gained popularity, from widespread use in cinama, and is caried by most law enforcemnt, for it's hi capacity of ammunition it can deliver. Glock is the name of the comany based out of Austria. The 17 comes from the seventeenth patent awarded to Glock.
The police officer aimed his glock 17 in the air, and away from the suspect.
glock 17 by J.urquhart August 29, 2006
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Glock 17 

The Glock 17 is a very popular handgun used by most national police forces and military.
I heard that the U.S Military uses Glock 17's.
Glock 17 by sentient m&m February 28, 2018

Glock 17 

A Glock 17 is a ceramic nuclear fuel
I just threw my Glock 17 in a nuclear reactor like it was fuel ammunition and all
Glock 17 by Cody5050 November 8, 2020

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026