glemalopic Share definition Flag a wannabe he-bitch or manwhore who plays videogames all day because hes in denial he can't get none. Steven is a glemalopic srub which is why he's such a chubadunker. glemalopic by friggin-a-mayne March 21, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the glemalopic mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch