glazed ham

The act in which a guy blows his load all over a girls ass
" Man I busted a nut on this chick last night and gave her a glazed ham"
by Duthch_Rudder June 20, 2009
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Glazed Ham

The act of having sexual intercourse with a girl doggy style (vaginal or anal), pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating all over her back and arse. At which point you would give the girl a massage using said semen as a massage oil substitute. The end result should give the girls spooge ridden body the desired resemblance of a glazed ham.
Man! thats the last time i forget to bring baby oil, I ended up having to give that girl a Glazed Ham.
by Bodgy Brothers July 12, 2007
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Glazed Ham

When a guy is having sex with their partner from the rear. Before ejaculation they pull out and cum all over the persons ass cheeks and then spread it all around with their hand. Creating a shiny "Glazed Ham"
Oh man her ass was so big it took two loads to make a glazed ham
by ScrottyMcBoogerBalls May 26, 2010
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Glazed Ham Booty

A Booty that looks so good and perfectly thick, (non of that fat shit) that you just wanna take a bite out that mother fucker!!!
Damn yo look at that bitch with that glazed ham booty over there, i wanna bite that shit!

Damn I heard Frank's girl got that glazed ham booty, shit some niggas got all the luck!
by whiskeynights23 January 1, 2012
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2 glazed hams

DAMN! THAT DRESS REALLY SHOWS OFF HER 2 GLAZED HAMS!
by propertyofjulia December 14, 2016
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Honey Glazed Ham

The act of cumming on your partner's ass and slapping a piece of pineapple on it.
What do you want for dinner baby? I don't know love, but afterwards I'm gonna give you some Honey Glazed Ham
by FCNUnicorn August 1, 2021
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Group glazed ham

When a group a guy cum on a girls ass
We all gave her a group glazed ham
by Andrew November 6, 2004
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