glazed ham
glazed ham by Duthch_Rudder June 20, 2009
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Glazed Ham
The act of having sexual intercourse with a girl doggy style (vaginal or anal), pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating all over her back and arse. At which point you would give the girl a massage using said semen as a massage oil substitute. The end result should give the girls spooge ridden body the desired resemblance of a glazed ham.
Man! thats the last time i forget to bring baby oil, I ended up having to give that girl a Glazed Ham.
Glazed Ham by Bodgy Brothers July 12, 2007
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Glazed Ham
When a guy is having sex with their partner from the rear. Before ejaculation they pull out and cum all over the persons ass cheeks and then spread it all around with their hand. Creating a shiny "Glazed Ham"
Glazed Ham by ScrottyMcBoogerBalls May 26, 2010
Glazed Ham Booty
A Booty that looks so good and perfectly thick, (non of that fat shit) that you just wanna take a bite out that mother fucker!!!
Damn yo look at that bitch with that glazed ham booty over there, i wanna bite that shit!
Damn I heard Frank's girl got that glazed ham booty, shit some niggas got all the luck!
Damn I heard Frank's girl got that glazed ham booty, shit some niggas got all the luck!
Glazed Ham Booty by whiskeynights23 January 1, 2012
Honey Glazed Ham
What do you want for dinner baby? I don't know love, but afterwards I'm gonna give you some Honey Glazed Ham
Honey Glazed Ham by FCNUnicorn August 1, 2021
Group glazed ham
Group glazed ham by Andrew November 6, 2004
Honey Glazed Ham
the name given to a fat person who is either curtianly or just got done working out and covered in sweat
Honey Glazed Ham by Hade5079 November 10, 2010
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