glaze me 

A phrase used to let people know they are meatriding you or are on your dick

Jayden: "Yo you got that drip on you who you feelin like?"
Fanum: "Yo glaze me glaze me"

glaze me by anonymous February 10, 2024

Meat Glaze 

A viscous of sexual fluids that glaze the penis during coitus. There are three forms of this delightful amalgam.

Oral meat glaze. The frothy concoction of saliva and eventually semen slathering a well sucked knob. Usually moistens the balls as well.

Vaginal meat glaze. The mixture of vaginal secretions, maybe squirt, and a hot load
of jizz vigorously churned inside her love pocket and coating the schlong. When wiped off, it often resembles a snail trail.

Rectal meat glaze. A brownish, lathered cream of ass juice, remnants, lube and semen. Creates a shaft sheen from tip to base. Is often ripe and pungent and may induce gagging during the natural wafting that occurs during cheek clapping.

That dirty slut left me with a thick meat glaze. So I wiped it off on her pillow case.

Meat Glaze by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020

Glazed meat stick 

When a somebody sucks the living hell outta your dick/gives you some good ass head, and they leave the nut dripping all down your dick.

Ray J: Bruh, Kim left me with a glazed meat stick last night dawg!
Person 2: No way! That girl is crazy. Sucks for you.
Ray J: For real though man.

Glazed meat stick by Krx.ed April 23, 2017

glazed meatloaf 

1.obtain a pan, by force if necessary
2.take a big dump in the pan, but it should be a fairly solid one, not some soupy-ass diarrhea
3.have a nice little 5-on-1 session and squirt a big load all over the dump you just took
4.preheat oven to 450 degrees
5.cook for 15-20 minutes
6.give it 5-10 minutes to cool off
7.cut into squares and enjoy

my uncle ron makes the best glazed meatloaf. last thanksgiving i ate so much i yarfed all over my cat.

glazed meatloaf by officer rod farva September 27, 2004

meat-gaze palsy

A medical term for a condition in which a man's eyes are locked on to the crotch-area of another man. Specifically this occurs upon auditory stimulation such as with the sound of a zipper.

"Whenever I talk to that guy, he is always looking down at my crotch. " "Yeah, I've noticed it too - he seems to have a meat-gaze palsy."

meat-gaze palsy by victm of gazing May 19, 2010

Medusa's Gaze 

Noun.

The common name for an array of cocks aimed at a bukakke recipient, named so for the snakes upon Medusa's head.

Many porn stars are frozen by Medusa's Gaze, partly because of its mythic proportions and partly because of the rigidity after drying.

Medusa's Gaze by wittyretort November 9, 2009

melon gaze

As we all know, the female breast gives out large quantities of tractor beams drawing a guy's eyes to the prize. Melon gazing is the act of staring with a stupid expression straight at a woman's chest until she slaps you or leaves.

Woman: Is there a less harsh way you could melon gaze?
Man: What? Oh, yeah, car insurance and stuff.
*continues to gaze*
Woman: OMG! The male race are pigs!
*slaps man and becomes lesbian*

melon gaze by Chris Hine September 14, 2008