by Dwarfstar January 15, 2018
by StangBOSS42970 March 31, 2019
T- (Gets caught lackin on opps block)
W-yo get the fuck on before I Glaz yo ass
T-(running away hoping he don’t get shot)
W-yo get the fuck on before I Glaz yo ass
T-(running away hoping he don’t get shot)
by Chef_Wes December 2, 2021
Probably the worst operator in Rainbow Six Siege. If you use him you have no skill. Probably hated by many as well .
by Ayo Aurum November 11, 2020
The absolute goat no one can stop or beat a glaz. He will fuck you in the ass and take the W no matter what when in dought just take the L it's over. He will steal your girl and make you look small
by Mute the Goat August 22, 2017
The famous arch nemesis of Jared Beam private I (The I stands for investigator).
Commonly identified by his incredibly large hooked nose and New Jersey accent. Is a very bad guy and will rob you of your valuables. Possibly Jewish? Carries a duckfoot menorah gun. Also carries an umbrella, even when it does not rain. He also may own a pharmacy.
He has fought the famous Jared Beam Private I on many occasions, but has mostly lost.
Commonly identified by his incredibly large hooked nose and New Jersey accent. Is a very bad guy and will rob you of your valuables. Possibly Jewish? Carries a duckfoot menorah gun. Also carries an umbrella, even when it does not rain. He also may own a pharmacy.
He has fought the famous Jared Beam Private I on many occasions, but has mostly lost.
Notable quotes from Alden Glaz:
Jarred Beam! (In New Jersey voice)
I'll get you next time Beam!
You ruined my evil plans!
Have you ever tried hummus?
Oh boy!
OH NO JARRED BEAM!
Jarred Beam! (In New Jersey voice)
I'll get you next time Beam!
You ruined my evil plans!
Have you ever tried hummus?
Oh boy!
OH NO JARRED BEAM!
by The Private I May 10, 2022
by ThiccIQ May 26, 2017