ass glasses

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

by Korrosiv January 28, 2009

Atherholt

The best family on the planet, often described as being "awesome" or "fantastical"

Guy 1: "Dude, he's so fly!"

Guy 2: "Duh, hes an Atherholt"

by korrosiv January 28, 2009