a form of dementia affecting the marketing departments of automobile manufacturers which impels them to outsource the naming of their cars to word laboratories. this condition might manifest itself in the form of gremlin x, probe, yaris, altima or routan. unchecked, this condition progresses to terminal vapidity.
valet, i'm in the last stages of preo gizm. could you fetch my car, it's the the gremlin x (probe, yaris, altima or routan)
by lexicali slim September 15, 2009

When the joystick to your xbox controller is stuck and is tough to move around, as if somone has gizzed all inside it.
Damnit, i got the controller with the gizm stick, now i cant kill your ass in halo.
Man, were you using the vibrate to masturbate again, cause this controller's got the gizm stick.
Man, were you using the vibrate to masturbate again, cause this controller's got the gizm stick.
by mayz October 19, 2004

That asshat at your office who's tragically-insecure social awkwardness is outdone only by his sense of self-importance and belief that success is synonymous with uberdouchiness; this nickname sounds vaguely like his real name.
So I ran into Mister Gizm today, and when I asked him how reviewing those TPS reports was going, he responded by saying, "kicking ass and taking names".
by Milton W. June 15, 2011
