Give her 40 quid

Giving her forty quid is one of the meanest ways of dumping stupid Welsh girls, or generally enabling a woman to get the hell out of your house, life, and mind.

Man to friend:
"She's doing my head in."
Friend:
"Give her 40 quid"
Man goes to missus, flings 2 £20 notes in her general direction: "Here's forty quid. Put that in your petrol tank, and fuck off back to Cardiff"

by GiverOf40Quid June 16, 2013

Give her a t-shirt

When someone goes beyond dropping their wallet, and actually falls in love with a stripper, leaving his friends to contemplate... where is that stripper, there she is, but why is she off duty... and wearing a t-shirt?

Gamo: Its ok honey, you're off duty now. You can put your clothes back on... Someone, give her a t-shirt!

Gamo: Its cool man, she's off duty.

by P.Sat November 2, 2009

Wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss

Expresion of just how much you dislike someone. You would not even give them the steam from your piss

"My boss is such a cunt, I wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss."

by NZBB May 31, 2009

Give her your drivers license

To end a relationship in an awkward way, to break up with.

I'd heard that you and Heather were fighting, but I didn't know you were going to give her your drivers license.

by TLB123 January 22, 2012

Out of 10, i'd give her one

Used when you happen upon a particularly beautiful woman, and then skillfully using the 1-10 scale as a rating - you twist it into a different type of ending - with the meaning that you would like to fuck this woman.

Me - 'Oooh, u see that?'
U - 'Uh huh, thats real nice!'
Me - 'Rating?'
U - ' Out of 10? ... I'd give her ONE!!'

by Hoki June 18, 2004

You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke

Irish slang
you would have sex with a particular girl if the tv was broken. Can also mean she is an average looking girl . Usallay said in a joking manner.

Guy 1:"You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke."
Guy 2: "I agree."

by supermadcow124 January 7, 2016

giving him/her your two cents

anal sex

"Did you see those two fags going at it?"
"Yeah he was really giving him his two cents."

by Big JD August 15, 2003