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Giuliani's Law 

A corollary to Godwin's Law, Giuliani's Law states that the longer you talk to a politician or law enforcement officer (or various neo-LEO types like TSA agents, mall cops, etc), the likelihood that 9/11 will be mentioned approaches 1
You can't take a picture of that building/monument/ATM. That's what the terrorists did before 9/11.

So, even though this had nothing to do with that, you've somehow invoked 9/11 in this discussion. Isn't this an example of Giuliani's Law?
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Giuliani Shirt Tuck 

Madame Jade's Spa is running a special on their Giuliani Shirt Tucks.
Giuliani Shirt Tuck by Tug Handy October 23, 2020

giulianno 

a very sexy man typically from italy and argentina

giulianno is usually very strong and is almost always happy despite he gets very angry very easily he does not know when to stop and is usually very loud

and excited
giulianno's love designer brands such as gucci,versace,balmain,stone island,louis vuitton he is very successful and has a lot of money he is the best of his family he is very

sweet,kind,angry,excited around people

he loves attention
"oh my gosh it'sGiulianno he looks so sexy woah look hes wearing the new stoneisland jacket and jeans oh my gosh hes so strong

hes so frikin cool

holy crap
giulianno by hyguysitsme December 20, 2016

tell giuliana the answers september 

when the closet has to tell giuliana (anus) the answers to her homework

they also have to help her when she has any questions
“colin what are constintines major life achievements?”
“i’m not telling you 😹”
“actually it’s tell giuliana the answers september so you have to 🤣🤣🤣”

Rudy “The Slime” Giuliani 

One of Rudy’s many mob nicknames, this one because of his special skill set in covertly planting false information to destroy a public figure’s reputation.
This time Rudy “The Slime” Giuliani is on the big boys’ payroll, he’s got his own thug minions crawling around In Ukrainian mob territory planting lies to slime the Bidens!

self-inflicted Giuliani wound 

Slang sardonic phrase describing what happens to anyone who engages in anything with Rudy Bananas.
When the Mobster in Chief first engaged his old NYC buddy, he may have figured it would all lead to a self-inflicted Giuliani wound but he may have figured he was valiantly choosing his own fate.

The Sweaty Giuliani

When you are recreating a hentai with your girlfriend, and the squid that's in her butt squirts ink onto your face.
"I just tried the weirdest thing with my girlfriend! its called the Sweaty Giuliani."

"Whats that?"

"Thats when you are recreating a hentai with your girlfriend, and the squid that's in her butt squirts ink onto your face."

"Oh, I think you should find a new girlfriend, they don't usually come with tentacles."
The Sweaty Giuliani by melpie December 14, 2020