github 

GitHub is a website popular with programmers because they can publish their programs there and work with other people on the internet to help make the code even better. One feature is that people can fork code, which means that they can essentially copy the code and make whatever changes to it that they want without editing the actual code. It's kind of like a group project where people can do whatever they want.

Random Person: hey wanna see my new project its on GitHub

github by Riv4l December 1, 2018

github 

Pornhub for Software Developers

Bro1: Bro wanna watch porn together?
Bro2: Sure let me login to github so that I can fork a sexy repo and masturbate to it.

github by Ipwn pokenubs April 8, 2018

Github 

A programmer-oriented software distribution website. It's a great way for programmers to release, maintain and co-develop their open-source software in a methodical way. However, the layperson who has no experience in software development will find the website rather difficult to navigate, often making their heads spin while they sift through the files and source code trying to find a download button for the program.

It is advised for developers to release and maintain the software on a more user-friendly website like sourceforge or fosshub, instead of linking people directly to the software repository.

Downloading through github: PANIK
Downloading through sourceforge, fosshub or literally any other file sharing website (e.g. Gdrive): KALM

Github by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 16, 2021

github 

An uncommon porn site observed in some realities. In one known instance, it is a version control platform used by developers.

Oh, weird. I found another github, but they call it gittube.

github by cinf April 30, 2024

GitHub 

GitHub is a massive code repository platform that everyone from programmers to software developers to IT professionals use and depend on. Unfortunately though, GitHub is also one of the most confusing sites to navigate through, especially for the average person who just wants to download a software.

I heavily stand by the belief that software developers should NOT use GitHub as the primary download hub for their end-users. That is very bad practice in my opinion. Instead, it is a better practice to host their finished software on dedicated download hubs such as sourceforge. GitHub is primarily a code repository, not a software repository, and average users nagivating a GitHub repo can get easily confused like I once did.

𝐄𝐱𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 #𝟏
Bob used the command 𝚐𝚒𝚝 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎 ... to download a copy of his python project from his own repo.

𝐄𝐱𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 #𝟐
Average User: Where do I download YouTube vanced?
Dev: It's on our GitHub page, linked here.
Average User: Um where is the download link on that site?? I only see a README.md and other weird files.

GitHub by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 8, 2024

GitHub

A software development tool which helps developers manage changes to code.

GitHub had a unique ability to turn ordinary people into raving psychopaths when a seemingly innocent mistake will require hours of overcomplicated and confusing nonsense to correct, culminating in a developer smashing their laptop with a hammer before setting fire to it and going on a Michael Douglas in Falling Down type rampage.

Oh for fucks sake.
I just pushed to main on GitHub instead of my feature branch. Now I mush shave my testicle with a rusty cheese grater while listening to the cheeky girls and fuck about reversing the polarity of the neutron flow for hours instead of doing actual work.

GitHub is a complete Git.

GitHub by Berty777 December 26, 2025

GitHub Pull Request Farming 

Where the programmer will spam pull requests in the hopes of getting your PR accepted. Which will probably never happen.

Dude 1: Yo this kid needs to stop Github Pull Request Farming.

Dude 2: Yeah I’m trashing his Pull Request.

GitHub Pull Request Farming by Jxckson January 22, 2022