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Girlfriend man

When you first have sex with your girlfriend and discover she has a penis

(aka a trap)
so I got her in my room and she wipped out a cock!
she was a girlfriend man!
Girlfriend man by johnathanpenisman February 24, 2010

man-girlfriend 

A male friend who is a surrogate replacement of a girlfriend or spouse in a heterosexual way. MGs are in near constant communication and may talk more than an actual girlfriend or spouse. Similar to a wingman but with more responsibility, a man-girlfriend will do anything that is typically done by a girlfriend (other than sex). Seth and Evan, in the cult classic Superbad, were man-girlfriends.
“My man-girlfriend hasn’t called me today and I’m starting to get a little worried.”

“Dude, have you talked to Brady lately? What the hell is his problem? His man-girlfriend is out of town and he’s going into withdrawal.”
man-girlfriend by the_kaiser January 14, 2008

girlfriendmanship

Like sportsmanship, but for boyfriend duties: the art of being thoughtful, respectful, responsible, and emotionally attuned while mastering dating and relationship dynamics.

Good girlfriendmanship includes noticing subtle tweaks to her appearance, remembering small details, being mindful of her needs, knowing when to listen and when to offer advice, turning everyday chores into fun shared activities, and making her feel genuinely loved and appreciated.

In 2022, a forum user coined the term as a humorous way to describe relationship savvy.
Her day was a mess, so he ran her a bath, queued her favorite relaxation playlist, and left a heartfelt note on the mirror. Pure girlfriendmanship.

At a crowded party, Zac's girlfriendmanship really showed when he noticed her having a silent anxiety attack, brought her candy and water, and stayed with her until she felt ready to join the party.
girlfriendmanship by Zacci November 2, 2025

Bang Manti Teo's Girlfriend 

I'm so horny I'm going to have to bang manti teo's girlfriend before i can go to sleep.

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026