Girlfriend Aggro

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When you're strolling down the land of make-believe and suddenly a ferocious beast with powers far surpassing your own attacks you out of nowhere- only this time it's in real life. When your girlfirend wants some attention, she'll get it one way or another.

Player 1: Hey, after this run, I'm gonna have to bounce.

Player 2: Why?

Player 1: I've got a little girlfriend aggro here.

Girlfriend Aggro by TheSpectacularOne April 13, 2009

Words you can keep

Girlfriend Aggro

When your girlfriend (or boyfriend in some cases) tries to take your attention off what you're doing to make her the focus of your attention.

I can't run SM now, I've pull some Girlfriend Aggro and I can't shake her off.

Girlfriend Aggro by Deagans April 21, 2006

girlfriend aggro

When you play videogames for so long that you piss off your girlfriend. Comes from the MM0G term aggro.

Oops, I played EverCrack for too long. Now I have girlfriend aggro.

girlfriend aggro by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia April 29, 2005

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

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Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

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