A fun game designed in the Garden State. To play read on.
Materials:
Lemon, Safety Scissors, Wood Plank
First, take the safety scissors and bang them upon the wooden plank until they break and are potentially lethal. Then, grab the next Australian person you see and
slash his achilles tendon. Retrieve bowie knife from his person. With the bowie knive, tear out lemon meat leaving only the peel. Finally
chase people around with it
(making its lips move, and shout, "Gimme a kiss!) at random. Enjoy immensely.