Gila monster 

A woman who is visually unappealing in any way, shape, or form.

"Dude, gila monster at six o'clock."

"That bartender is a freaking gila monster."

"Why is the nude beach full of gila monsters?"

Gila monster by pwrsurge13 January 17, 2008

Gila Monster 

the largest and most poisonous lizard in the United States!

It's too bad that Brett got bitten by that gila monster today. he probably won't be alive tomorrow.

Gila Monster by Daniel Lewisss March 23, 2011

gila monster 

a creature of pure torture or pleasure depending on it's usage. most commonly found to be residing within the denim confines of eric bana's pants. when venturing out of said confines, it prefers warm, moist caverns and is known to burrow deep within these trenches for comfort.

will attack if provoked.

"keep your gila monster away from my girlfriend!"

gila monster by Eric (bishop bana) Edstrom November 3, 2007

gila monster 

A person whose language is toxic; A person known for spouting fallacies he renowns to be true. See also Bullshit Artist

Oh, no...here comes Robert. "who" You know, the Gila Monster

gila monster by Foxxy Rexxy February 20, 2008