gigranties 

Large, un-sexy, often floral-patterned women's underwear. It was developed as a portmanteau of "gigantic granny panties."

I got her pants off last night, but she was wearing gigranties! It really killed the mood.

gigranties by Dexter345 July 6, 2009

Gigantisnatchalism 

1. The condition of having a naturally large or inflamed vagina.
2. To have a sagging, hanging, or floppy vagina.

That woman has Gigantisnatchalism.

Gigantisnatchalism by Scairen November 17, 2006

gigantits

Tits that are just gigantic. They are hardly ever perky, but they can, at times, get the job done.

"That bitch has some huge ass titties!" exlaimed Tyrone.

"Yeah, those is gigantits." said Troy.

gigantits by mawthafocka July 14, 2007

gigantism 

A physical condition where a chick is quite large (often 6 ft or taller) but not really fat, thus still attractive and very fuckable. Small men are often intimidated by such women which is unfortunate for them, because they are great lays. Women's volleyball players often suffer from gigantism.

"Damn, did you see those fine-ass honeys in the 2-on-2 beach volleyball tournament? They have gigantism, but I'd fuck the shit out of all of them."

gigantism by Jason January 9, 2004

Gigantress 

A female of above average or abnormal height. Female variation of the term 'gigantor".

Dude, did you see that gigantress last night!? She totally had to bend over to walk into the bar!

Gigantress by atomysk October 8, 2008

giganties 

Fat girls underwear

Thats a nice sail you got there Tito how big's your schooner?

What are you talking about Maurice? These are the giganties I stole from the fat girl I picked up at Home Town Buffet last night!

giganties by kspetcock November 30, 2009

granties 

Noun

A combination of "granny"/"grandma" and "panties".

1. Large underwear usually worn by old women/fat transvestites. Made of cotton (because it breathes) or a fat-holding-in material (like lycra or spandex), granties typically begin directly under the breasts and cover the entire ass (and sometimes thighs) and come in white, nude, or pastel floral prints.
2. The chastity belt of the modern age. Worn by a woman when there is no chance of them being seen by a potential sexual partner or to encourage abstinence.
3. Underwear that your mother buys you because, let's face it, her ass is down to her knees and she hasn't gotten laid in years so she really doesn't know any better.

See Also: granny panties.

-Wow Erica, those are some massive granties you've got on there...
-Shut up cuntbag, my mom bought them for me!
-Where'd she get those... the toilet store?
-No, Wal-Mart.(insert sad face)
-Sexy.
-I'm never going to get laid. (insert sad face)
-You're right.

-You're not going out, are you?
-Yes mom, I have a date.
-Oh my, what underwear are you wearing?
-A thong.
-Oh no you're not! Go change into some granties first!
-Oh mom, do I have to?
-Yes, you filthy whore. I don't want some illegitimate grandchildren to raise because you can't keep your legs shut.
-MOTHER!
-Hey, if my mom had made me change my underwear when I was your age we wouldn't be having this discussion... because you wouldn't have been born and I would have graduated high school. Now get in there and change before I whip your ass!

granties by Suckasaurus Rex September 1, 2008