The process in which a person ejaculates on another person that is either asleep or unconscious. The ejaculation MUST successfully occur without awareness of the other individual.
"Man, Sarah drank a bunch of vodka and passed out last night and I totally ghost jizzed her."
The following morning...
"Oh man, my face is so sticky, I feel like a ghost jizzed on me!"
The following morning...
"Oh man, my face is so sticky, I feel like a ghost jizzed on me!"
by Southview1028B October 14, 2011
When you ejaculate in a condom while having sex. No semen is in the condom but you know it was there.
by The MC Mc June 18, 2017
This term is used to describe the embarrassing event in which a male reaches his climax, causing him to ejaculate. When he checks to see his jizz, there is nothing there, as if he ejaculated nothing but a ghost.
by Sonny the Stuntman December 11, 2008
by Op dude with boobs March 18, 2015
The seepage of spooge deep from within a woman's vagina following a man’s liberation of his juices within the snatch, after a couple or more hours have elapsed, even overnight...all of a sudden...BAM!!!
As Farrah walked down the hall, she had to run into the bathroom after the ghost jizz her husband, Garrett, had deposited the night before oozed out.
by ephenis December 6, 2006
1. when one is eating, usually fast food and spills some of the sauce on their pants and creates a light stain around the crotch making it look like dried jizz
2. a crotch stain cause by food that makes it look like you jizzed on yourself
2. a crotch stain cause by food that makes it look like you jizzed on yourself
"dude did you cum on yourself"
"nah man i just ate subway and it ghost jizzed on me"
"shit i got ghost jizz on me"
"i need to do laindry man too much ghost jizz on my jeans"
"nah man i just ate subway and it ghost jizzed on me"
"shit i got ghost jizz on me"
"i need to do laindry man too much ghost jizz on my jeans"
by rickitydick520 April 6, 2013