Ghetto Bluetooth

N. A phone (old school phone receiver) fastened to the user's head using some form of head-wear; in this case a head band.

My drunk-ass friend was walking around hands-free with his ghetto bluetooth

Ghetto Bluetooth by peaches14 February 10, 2010

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ghetto bluetooth

When a black "Muslim" woman uses her hijab (Muslim headscarf) to harness her ordinary cellphone as a bluetooth. Usually seen on street corners in cities.

"Look over there, that black woman's got a ghetto bluetooth!"

"I'm pretty sure Allah wouldn't approve of a ghetto bluetooth"

ghetto bluetooth by polyglotg March 2, 2010

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Ghetto Bluetooth

The act of looking like you are wearing a bluetooth, while not having one.

A crackhead walking down the street talking to himself. "Hey look! He's wearing a ghetto bluetooth!"

Ghetto Bluetooth by Whitetulip218 May 5, 2014

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Ghetto Bluetooth Muslim

N. Doing something hands-free during a cell phone conversation because your cell phone is jammed into your head covering (Burqa).

I was walking behind a Muslin at the grocery store shopping using her Ghetto Bluetooth Muslim.

Ghetto Bluetooth Muslim by peaches14 February 10, 2010

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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