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ghetto bluetooth

When a black "Muslim" woman uses her hijab (Muslim headscarf) to harness her ordinary cellphone as a bluetooth. Usually seen on street corners in cities.
"Look over there, that black woman's got a ghetto bluetooth!"

"I'm pretty sure Allah wouldn't approve of a ghetto bluetooth"
ghetto bluetooth by polyglotg March 2, 2010

Ghetto Bluetooth

The act of looking like you are wearing a bluetooth, while not having one.
A crackhead walking down the street talking to himself. "Hey look! He's wearing a ghetto bluetooth!"

Ghetto Bluetooth Muslim 

N. Doing something hands-free during a cell phone conversation because your cell phone is jammed into your head covering (Burqa).
I was walking behind a Muslin at the grocery store shopping using her Ghetto Bluetooth Muslim.
Ghetto Bluetooth Muslim by peaches14 February 10, 2010

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026