The Salty Geyser is an elite sexual teqnique that is considered one of the 7 wonders of the sexual world, Cultivated by Nic E, 9/27/10
It is executed like this.
At the very end of a long session of sexual intercourse, the man ejaculates onto their partners anus, this portion has to be done very calmly and steadily to ensure that most of the semen lands in and around the anus. Shortly after the semen settles on the anus, is when the magic truly occurs. Now that the semen has settled on the partners anus, he or she creates an explosive fart launching the semen high into the air. The sight of the eruption is said to be absolutely overwhelming to view* and has also been described as simply, the indescribable. It is also noted that viewing of the maneuver has caused feelings of euphoria, ecstasy and just pure awesomeness.
*It is recorded that the Salty Geyser has, on the occasion has caused blindness because of its pure extravagancy and divinity. there have been a total of 7 deaths caused by the Salty Geyser varying from, heart attacks, suicide, liquefaction of the brain and just desinigration of the body and. rape.
It is executed like this.
At the very end of a long session of sexual intercourse, the man ejaculates onto their partners anus, this portion has to be done very calmly and steadily to ensure that most of the semen lands in and around the anus. Shortly after the semen settles on the anus, is when the magic truly occurs. Now that the semen has settled on the partners anus, he or she creates an explosive fart launching the semen high into the air. The sight of the eruption is said to be absolutely overwhelming to view* and has also been described as simply, the indescribable. It is also noted that viewing of the maneuver has caused feelings of euphoria, ecstasy and just pure awesomeness.
*It is recorded that the Salty Geyser has, on the occasion has caused blindness because of its pure extravagancy and divinity. there have been a total of 7 deaths caused by the Salty Geyser varying from, heart attacks, suicide, liquefaction of the brain and just desinigration of the body and. rape.
Phone Convo-
Guy 1- yooooo dudeeee guess what!
Guy 2- what?!
Guy1- Last night i did it....I performed a near perfect SALTY GEYSER!!!!!
Guy 2- OMG YOU ARE A CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1- yooooo dudeeee guess what!
Guy 2- what?!
Guy1- Last night i did it....I performed a near perfect SALTY GEYSER!!!!!
Guy 2- OMG YOU ARE A CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!
by Nic E September 29, 2010
1) A faggoty mis-pronounciation of geezer. Maily used by people who fake a cockney accent.
2) A naturally occuring hole in the ground from which steam is released
2) A naturally occuring hole in the ground from which steam is released
by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004
The anal cavity of a female is opened wide for the insertion of urine into the spread ass whole, once the urine is inserted and makes a small pool of liquid composed of urine, of course, the female exerts gas from the anal cavity causing a burst of urine from the anal cavity resembling the eruption of a such geyser, gold of course being the color of urine if properly hydrated.
Mary Sue: Hey billy tonight im feeling an explosion coming on how about we make a good old fashioned golden geyser?!
Billy: Sure sounds swell Mary Sue i just drank a gallon of ice cold lemonade for that extra golden color i know that you crave(you silly fetish slut)!
Billy: Sure sounds swell Mary Sue i just drank a gallon of ice cold lemonade for that extra golden color i know that you crave(you silly fetish slut)!
by thejokerni45 March 24, 2009
Filling a person(s) butthole with boiling water and then having them emitting the water from their asshole spraying your face and melting off the outer layer of skin.
by Geyser Finder February 20, 2011
When you fuck your girl so hard that when she orgasms she squirts out her pussy juice like a water geyser.
"Mate you should have seen it my bitch had a pussy geyser the other night, it was a sight to behold"
by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017
A swamp geyser is the act of filling someone's bellybutton full of piss,and semen. Then turning around to shart it all into their face.
Timothy:Bro what happened to your face ?
Shawn: oh, Marge gave me a swamp geyser last night but I haven't been able to clean it all off yet.
Shawn: oh, Marge gave me a swamp geyser last night but I haven't been able to clean it all off yet.
by Bert's berd February 19, 2022
When a woman spray farts into a man's mouth after achieving an orgasm from cunnilingus. The woman typically loses control of her sphincter post-orgasm while the man's jaw typically hits the mattress after hearing the spray fart noise.
Man, everything was going fine until she she abruptly gravy geysered down my throat. I can't stop brushing my tongue.
by Selfdefined100 June 5, 2011