Getting a job 

A hard task, usually requiring effort, patience, and a low sense of procrastination. Something you know you have to do, but still your tv or video game is sooo tempting.

Mom- Ryan! Shoudn't you be getting a job?
Ryan- But mom! I'm so close to gaining a level!!

Getting a job by triplef678 August 4, 2009

Getting a Job 

What you should be doing instead of watching TV all day/playing WoW/posting shit on Urban dictionary

"You're 30 years old and you live at home! You should be out getting a job you lazy fuck!"

Getting a Job by jakebass74 June 24, 2009

Getting A Job 

Bullshit that responsible people do.

Getting A Job is stupid.

Getting A Job by Chris 98 January 13, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016