you get an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it
Person1: do you know what an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it is
Person2: WHAT?!??!
Person1:that's the urban definition of cat
Person1: do you know what an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it is
Person2:WHAT!?!!!???
Person1:it's a cat
Person2:uhh... no, it's not. cats dont shoot fire
Person1:i found that on urban on our discord server
*Person1 shows it to Person2*
Person2:yoooooooooooooo, that's cool
Person1:i know right
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)