Geshin Impact

A game played by morbidly obese slobs who will give you a freaking headache once you visit their Tik-Tok page. Also, they love simping for anime girls and they also love to use the term "Loli".

Timmy: "what the heck!?! I just gained 3,0000 pounds in just one week after just using the term "Loli" while talking to a midget!"
Timmy's Doctor: "It's cause of that damn Geshin Impact!".

Nikocado Avocado: "You gotta bump those numbers up! Those are rookie numbers!".

by Meme maker 90 December 15, 2021

Genshin Impact

The start to your crippling gambling addiction, and the reason why you're in dept

For fucks sake, I spent over 200 dollars genshin impact just to lose the 50/50 on Zhonglis banner and get JEAN. I'm never spending any more money on this.

*spends another 200+ dollars*

by jakeymp4 May 31, 2021

Genshin Impact

Goodbye wallet
Hello hot fictional characters.

Last week I blew my paycheck on wishes in Genshin Impact.

by Promto November 30, 2020

Genshin Impact

The single most effective way to enter crippling debt.

"I just whaled Genshin Impact and now my wife left with the kids, but atleast i got c6 hu tao"

by TEnderM September 21, 2021

Genshin Impact

An annoyingly addicting rpg/gacha game from 2020. F2p’s are pretty common, but have sort of a hard time, because of pulling addiction.

I either win my 50/50 on Genshin Impact or I grind primos 48 hours straight till I gat a guaranteed.

by Youraverageidiot November 14, 2022

Genshin Impact

An addictive game to make you lose money

Genshin impact took 50€ from me in one day.

by Rara 21 December 15, 2021

genshin impact fans

toxic mfs who will send u death threats if u don’t like their ship or favourite character, will get offended at the smallest shit and cry or threaten to off theirself because they didn’t get the character they wanted.

me: i don’t like venti he is annoying
genshin impact fans: die

by nzskjssjsnsjdnsns May 19, 2021