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Is like saying that the son of god is a shit. Actually the meaning is (Shit Jesus or Jesus is shit). Maybe not one of the most used ones but i swear that is a good and proper way to esclamate when something bad happens. Examples.

Apri la finestra che c'è puzza Gesù merda. (Open the windows that the rooms stinks Jesus merda).
Stai zitto testa de cazzo che hai rotto lo schermo Gesù merda. (Shut up dickhead, you broke the screen Jesus merda).

gesù merda by ColafuckingBlast September 27, 2017

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gesù merda

Gesù merda is a very strong way to say that Jesus is a peace of shit

Gesù merda che dolore al culo

gesù merda by Mukkaaaah January 9, 2018

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Gesú merda

Typical italian explanation when you are really angry and you want to show your pain or your disappointment

For example :

-a pain after an hurt: “ gesú merda che male !”

-after a disappointment :” non puoi dirmi all’ultimo che non ci sei, Gesù merda “

-you can also put it in a lot of sentences :” ciao Marco Gesù merda come stai ? “

Gesú merda by DioMacellaio69 December 15, 2017

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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