gesù merda

Is like saying that the son of god is a shit. Actually the meaning is (Shit Jesus or Jesus is shit). Maybe not one of the most used ones but i swear that is a good and proper way to esclamate when something bad happens. Examples.

Apri la finestra che c'è puzza Gesù merda. (Open the windows that the rooms stinks Jesus merda).
Stai zitto testa de cazzo che hai rotto lo schermo Gesù merda. (Shut up dickhead, you broke the screen Jesus merda).

gesù merda by ColafuckingBlast September 27, 2017

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gesù merda

Gesù merda is a very strong way to say that Jesus is a peace of shit

Gesù merda che dolore al culo

gesù merda by Mukkaaaah January 9, 2018

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Gesú merda

Typical italian explanation when you are really angry and you want to show your pain or your disappointment

For example :

-a pain after an hurt: “ gesú merda che male !”

-after a disappointment :” non puoi dirmi all’ultimo che non ci sei, Gesù merda “

-you can also put it in a lot of sentences :” ciao Marco Gesù merda come stai ? “

Gesú merda by DioMacellaio69 December 15, 2017

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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