german shower

When you take a shit of a lifetime and someone goes in to take a shower after you have done the deed.

Carlos: Just german showered this girl that I fucked last night.
Kevin: Not cool dude, not cool.

by Poondog June 24, 2015

german shower

The act of puking one's brain's out all over the walls*

* - room must be the bathroom

I heard that after she got home, Isabel german showered her entire bathroom! Those crazy germans!

by Cowper Crew June 8, 2011

German shower

When you connect the shower head to a supply of zyklon b and you tell a friend to take a shower

"dude,i heard gabriel is going to sleep over at hans house,i hope hans won't give him the german shower"

by PussyAssMaster92 April 12, 2020

German shower

Drink a cold beer while you're having a hot shower.

Silly Jakob had a german shower before heading to the club.

by Mr M. February 28, 2022

German Shower

A Euphemism for the act of suffocating Jews (or anyone else you see as inferior) in a gas chamber disguised as a shower room.

Wow dude, that's a dick move. Go take a German Shower.

by CrudFingers April 24, 2018

German Shower

When someone farts into the intake of a CPAP machine while it's user is sleeping. There's no escape.

Similar to a Dutch Oven, but the victims of a German Shower can only be on CPAP.

by leatherneck May 31, 2012

German shower

The act of defecating a violent stream of diarrhea onto the head/face of another or oneself*.

The german showerer's anus plays the part of the shower faucet while the showeree enjoys** the hot fecal material enrobing his/her visage.

*see tub girl

**It is quite often the showeree does not in fact enjoy this.

"One day I consumed 3 gallons of spicey chili and went and annihilated my girlfriend's face with a violent torrent of jalapeno pepper laced excrement. She quite enjoyed the German shower but the jalapeno peppers-not so much."

by Bukkake Gargler January 5, 2005