gekata

Gekata is the type of person who last gets the joke. However, he has a good heart and is a true gentlemen. He will always try to cheer you up and do crazy things. He may be shy, but once you get to know him he'll seem like a beast in the sheets.

- Knock, knock.
- What?
- You're supposed to ask who's there.
- I don't get it.
- OMG, you are such a gekata.

by justaguywithlife May 1, 2018

gebatard

A person who wastes their life in the persuit of religion. A person who is in church every time the doors are open. A devote of the hippie god gebus.

Man, that dude Willy was cool until he became a gebatard. He used to play drums in a metal band until gebus turned him in to a gebataard.

by Gebus Aktar August 19, 2017

Genatality

Genatality is like fatalities in the game Mortal Kombat( some ridiculous move to kill your opponent), well in the case of genatalities, you kill your sex partner with a ridiculous sex move. There are all types of Genatalities ranging from the jackhammer, obliterator, tombstone, pitchfork, preying mantis, and etc. Jack Hammer would be for the male, while having oral sex you put your private part through the back of their head. Obliterator would be for both male and female, you have intercourse so hard, your partner would literally obliterates into dust, molecules, or whatever. Tombstone is like the wrestler Undertaker's finishing move where you would be 69'n and then you tombstone your partner causing the neck to break. Prey mantis is actually for the male, while doing doggy-style you do the mantis chop tot he partner and cut off her head. There are endless genatalities. Up to your imagination.

!)I just totally obliterated that girl, Genatality!
2)I finally got the preying mantis down, what a cool Genatality
3)This feels so good babe...BOOM, you just got jack-hammered...Genatality!
4)I have never 69'd standing up, well its actually the tombstone, later babe, Crack!...Genatality!

by Nazhman December 3, 2010

gelatafabapellisophilia

The fetish for putting large amounts of jelly beans under the skin, where fat or muscle would normally be. In extreme cases, this sometimes extends to replacing internal organs with jelly beans. This fetish is often satisfied through art or the use of a body suit which can be filled with jelly beans.

Person 1: I think it would be really hot if I could replace your fat and liver with jelly beans
Person 2: What the fuck?

Person 1: What? You've never heard of gelatafabapellisophilia

by JellyBeanLover621 December 22, 2020

gektard

generally acknowledged as intelligent, and yet completely clueless or socially retarded; often someone involved in technology.

"Dude, he's such a gektard that he had no clue the chick who listened to his 15 minute "Battlestar Galactica" riff was into him."
"Just as well, man. He's so gektarded he'd have had no idea how to bone that fish if he'd landed it in bed!!"

by MadGeek February 8, 2010

Genatalia Buddies

Friends who can critique eachothers genatalia in a completely asexual way. Genatalia buddies can be either of the same or opposite sexes. When one's genatalia is being obseved by their partner, traditon says that the one being observed must be in the position of Michelangelo's David, while the one observing must be in the position of Auguste Rodin's The Thinker.

"Well Susy, your vagina is a bright shade of pink that is quite inviting. Unfortunately, your labia is quite small. Furthurmore you seem to be in a perpetual state of camel toe, this not a bad thing, yet not a good thing. Overall, your vagina is rather pleasing."

"Oh thank you Pat! We are truly a great pair genatalia buddies!"

by nick barrett January 9, 2007

Geatan

Geatan is a synonym for a small weener

You have a geatan

by Smallweenerboi October 24, 2019