an allusion to the hugely spread misbelief that only gay people could get AIDS
"I can't believe we have another test...that's gayer than AIDS"
by hawhaw November 2, 2007
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This is a different way of saying that is shit or bad it generally means a response to something that the recipient views as bad
P1: the north Sydney bears footy team went under
P2: that's gayer than AIDS
by coop-meme March 25, 2021
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Spitfire, being the epitome of gayness, can indeed be surpassed if something or someone is gayer than itself. I.e. gayer than gay.
Mike is the gayest person on Earth. He's gayer than spitfire.
by Lostada Quachiala December 12, 2010
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adj. Very gay. An out-gayer of gay people. Flaming homosexuals look at you and say "OMG. That dude is G-A-Y!"
Kenny Chesney is gayer than a pink flute. Super cute. Too bad I hate country music.
by ChuckChaser69 May 11, 2008
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adjective. Gay; flitty, to an obvious degree
Steve: "Are you serious, dude? Chris is a fag? I had no idea?"
Jo: "Are you kidding? He's gayer than a box of birds."
by stockman09 March 27, 2011
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Uber-gay. So gay your testosterone level drops just looking at it. Note that this phrase can be used to describe anything, either human or object, that is very gay-looking.
Person 1: So, what do you think of my new shirt?
Person 2: Nice colours. It's gayer than a bag of penises, dude.

Person A: Have you met the new guy? What's he like.
Person B: Pretty fruity, mate. He's gayer than a bag of penises.
by Big Bad Mark February 3, 2006
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Being so extremely gay that there is a high chance of said gay person exploding into kittens and rainbows. Not to be confused with gay as a picnic basket, which is the stable equivalent.
Josh - That guy is gayer than a picnic basket!

Eric - I'm going to keep my distance, my insurance doesn't cover injuries made by shards of rainbows!

Josh - Now that you mention is, I am allergic to cats.... Better safe than sorry....
by Ima Sonovabitch April 1, 2012
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