by <whygodwhy> January 31, 2022
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“i don’t know if i love or hate this gaydemic” says the homosexual at a bar
“oh dear god it’s just dudes on dudes and girls on girls, it’s a fucking gaydemic” says the homophobe on the other end of the bar
“oh dear god it’s just dudes on dudes and girls on girls, it’s a fucking gaydemic” says the homophobe on the other end of the bar
by coffee is better than water May 10, 2025
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noun used to express the recent openness to the lgbtq+ community. used ironically by the gays and unironically by homophobes.
“i don’t know whether i love or hate this gaydemic” says steve, the homosexual at the bar
“oh my god it’s just dudes on dudes and girls on girls nowadays, we’re going through such a gaydemic” says adam, the homophobic guy at the other end of the bar.
the bartender looks between them and eyes the camera. his gaydar is impeccable and he knows this homophobe is a repressed part of the lgbtq+ community. he senses tension… gay tension.
* 1 year later *
the bartender looks between adam and steve at the altar as they recite they’re vows to each other. none of them is aware of the amount of bad biblical jokes that are to come, but it’s ok, they are in love.
“oh my god it’s just dudes on dudes and girls on girls nowadays, we’re going through such a gaydemic” says adam, the homophobic guy at the other end of the bar.
the bartender looks between them and eyes the camera. his gaydar is impeccable and he knows this homophobe is a repressed part of the lgbtq+ community. he senses tension… gay tension.
* 1 year later *
the bartender looks between adam and steve at the altar as they recite they’re vows to each other. none of them is aware of the amount of bad biblical jokes that are to come, but it’s ok, they are in love.
by coffee is better than water May 10, 2025
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