A homosexual Alaskan transplant who's not into gay dudes, he prefers turning straight dudes out. He is quirky and sings show tunes. Dreams of being in a Broadway gangbang. Has dog name Furggot. He is delicious, beautiful, kind hearted, a great friend and fabulous dancer. Lives in van called the Vanderbilt Estates and he never leaves his van without an elegant scarf.

Where the fuck is Gay ass Matty?

Gay Ass Matty by MindonDrugs April 24, 2019

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Matthew Gay

Matthew is a gay icon. Someone looking for a cute boyfriend to cry on when things are rough. He loves all, but most do not love him. He is smart, but no one sees it. He tries to be funny, but his audience is not quite understood. Matthew is a legend, and if you are a Matthew, you're a legend too.

oh god, there's that gay wad matthew
there's matthew gay, stay away from him
*matthew laughs* everyone else: I don't get it.

Matthew Gay by SmittyMattJunior January 4, 2022

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is matthew gay

NO HE LOVES WOMEN HE LOVES ANIME TIDDES

GIRL 1: IS MATTHEW GAY
GIRL 2: *PULLS OUT 12 GAUGE*

is matthew gay by defo not matteo January 28, 2021

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matthew is still gay

This phrase talks about how the Gay kid, Matthew, remains gay.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see Matthew with that girl?
Guy 2: Yeah, that's just his friend. Matthew is still gay.

matthew is still gay by LordShrakman November 5, 2020

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