Matthew is a gay icon. Someone looking for a cute boyfriend to cry on when things are rough. He loves all, but most do not love him. He is smart, but no one sees it. He tries to be funny, but his audience is not quite understood. Matthew is a legend, and if you are a Matthew, you're a legend too.
oh god, there's that gay wad matthew
there's matthew gay, stay away from him
*matthew laughs* everyone else: I don't get it.
there's matthew gay, stay away from him
*matthew laughs* everyone else: I don't get it.
by SmittyMattJunior January 5, 2022
by defo not matteo January 28, 2021
Bad man, bad bad bad bad man. Terrible person. Eyes wider apart than Normans waist, Looks like E.T if E.T was gay and a fat fucking loser.
If you come across this man turn and run.
If you come across this man turn and run.
by nopopa12 April 6, 2020
Guy 1: Hey, did you see Matthew with that girl?
Guy 2: Yeah, that's just his friend. Matthew is still gay.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's just his friend. Matthew is still gay.
by LordShrakman November 5, 2020