gash gas

queef, or a pussy fart.

while in downward dog, sally let go some serious gash gas. she's no longer welcome at yoga class.

by edbonics November 23, 2009

gash gasket

condom, male prophlactic

dude, you tap that without your gash gasket,your dicks gunna fall off.

by Z-71 November 12, 2007

gash is gash

An English slang word for; "vagina is vagina" or "pussy is pussy". So basically a person, who uses the term "gash is gash" is just pure twat and a fuckboys, who has no respect for women and just uses vulnerable women for sex.

So if your top lad Gary (also known as Gazza for his top notch banta) has just slept with his psycho bitch of an ex-girlfriend, Britney, and you ask;"Oh Gazza you fucking bellend! The fuck you doing with Britney?!" And Gazza the fucking legend replies with "Well lads, gash is gash! now lets go get us a cheeky Nandos en boys!" You just sit there thinking, well cant argue with that. You then strut down to Nandos, with all your swag, and get on the banta bus with a one way ticket to top notch bater vill.

by QueenOfTheBitches August 29, 2015

Devious Gash

A woman that is crafty and cunning

Used by Clay in Son's of Anarchy
Tigs - ''Opie sold us out.''
Clay - ''Or ATF wants us to think he did.
That bitch is smart.''
Clay - ''Devious Gash!''

by Henetrator December 28, 2014

galactic gash

Any fuckable pussy found in outerspace, humanoid or alien.

Captain Kirk loved exploring any new galactic gash he could find, he would boldly go where no man had gone before.

by jpg3 April 5, 2011

Fashion The Gash

A component of do-it-yourself cosmetic surgery to 'fashion the gash' is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the intended recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new clunge.

Critical components of this operation include sharpness of the blade, symmetry of the axe-wound and length of the handle. If the axe were too short it could hit other sensitive areas such as Ma Belly.

Having spent thousands of pounds on surgery to remove the nub and avoid a difficult awkward conversation and necessary discreet tucking, Susie prepared for the final stage of realignment. After being reminded that Sharkey was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to lean against his cement mixer and fashion the gash for him.

All it took to find true love was for me to fashion the gash.

by Sharksie May 19, 2022

library gash

A lady whom attends the library on a regular basis who is pleasant on the eye

Blayne: You see that boomting over there

Ashley: Yes bruv! she is library gash!!

by callumdanielsmith December 7, 2009