gargoyle glonk Share definition Flag When your mates penis is so incredibly large that you turn up and morph into a gargoyle. This usually happens when you are high on pots. Fuck me Fregley you have a gargoyle glonk!!! Thats mint tho! Yum gargoyle glonk by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014 Get the gargoyle glonk mug.