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a jerk, mean person, non-listener, downer, person who abandons, boat rider, gambler,weak individual, casino lover, has no abs
He's such a Garf!
by Laquiesha1120 February 14, 2011
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It is the male version of a queef. it is a dick fart. if you have it you're probably retarded or incredibly gay.
The queer kid at camp garfed in the locker room.
by garfallday123 November 20, 2010
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a verb: to garf- when you have a REALLY bad episode of "catting" (aka calling, texting, esp when they dont respond)
derived from garfield- a whiny cat that wont leave you alone once you pay attention to it
"I'm garfing real bad right now"
"I just garfed."
"Garftacular"
by Gator Nation October 05, 2008
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An enlightened socialist hive mind that, accidentally, mastered the ability to control and manipulate space time. Their appearance reflects Garfield from the critically acclaimed comic strip of the same name. Their only form of communication is through light-sounding grunts.
by civiliangarf May 29, 2018
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An oversized infinity scarf worn by an effeminate sister in your local Gayborhood.
Oh HONEY, that garf is FIERCE.
by Garfunkle73 November 24, 2016
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