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For someone very precious who lives in earth.

Gardez is the best things ever that I ever happened to me, her smile, her laugh, her antusiasm, and her hug can make me crazy. I like whatever her does, she stole my heart and never to return it. Gardez can’t describe with all words, cause she’s more than words.

i’m addicted everything about her.

If you read this, i’m pretty sure you know who I am and I love you so much. Remember every moment who spent together, I hope we can be together for a long time.
You’re so beautiful more than you know, Gardez.
Gardez by littlelionn March 10, 2022
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Garden Gobbler

We could to go the steak-house, but you know Jim...He's a (Garden Gobbler)

Gardenia 

The national food brand of Malaysia. It's well-known for bread and noodles.
Malaysians who dislike Gardenia products are not truly Malaysians.
Gardenia by Coklat Putih January 25, 2023

Vagina Garden 

She had her Vagina Garden trimmed into a landing strip.
Vagina Garden by Chas501 May 3, 2007

Old Garden Toothpaste 

Japanese candy that taste like wilted flowers and minty toothpaste. When you smell it, it gives you a painful head ache. It is also an Italian restaurant my friend made in a roblox game.
"AMBER THIS CANDY TASTE LIKE OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE."

"Kaylee hows the restaurant OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE going!"

"KAYLEE!! GIVE ME YOUR OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE!! RIGHT NOW!! OR I FINNA KASHOOT YOU THEN KERMIT SUICIDE AND KASHOOT MYSELF!!"

getting rose-gardened 

An expression describing the experience of being killed by someone who is so arrogantly confident that they can get away with it that they bury you in plain sight.
He seems like a nice enough guy, but she'd better check him out first to make sure she's not going to wind up getting rose-gardened.

Check out the garden 

Euphemism used for the act of a middle aged man lustily checking out his young neighbor .
John: There's Melanie from across the street. I'm going to check out the garden.

Scott: Sick fuck