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gamer absence

gamer absence by fortnitefunny November 3, 2019
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gamer absence

some say it's when you sit for so long your meat goes numb.
i'm currently experiencing gamer absence.
gamer absence by scuppers July 8, 2020

Gamer Absence

Gamer Absence can have many meanings. The most common of which is when yah homie Joshua can’t get on discord cuz he’s gotta do the laundry. Another meaning of which is when the gamer is caught in a game and can’t go outside to the dinner table just yet. Gamer absence is only to be referred to in the first situation however. The second is just your mom yelling at you to get off the computer/Xbox/PS4/Nintendo/etc
Zack: I have bad news men, Andrew is walking the dog right now, we are in a state of gamer Absence. Let us pray for our brother.
Gamer Absence by Nefmaster22 November 13, 2019

gamer absence

When your entire family is eating dinner but you spend too much time online to get out of your room and eat with them so your chair is empty
When you sit for so long your meat goes numb, we call it gamer absence.
gamer absence by The Chungus February 2, 2020
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