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gamer absence

some say it's when you sit for so long your meat goes numb.
i'm currently experiencing gamer absence.
gamer absence by scuppers July 8, 2020

Gamer Absence

Gamer Absence can have many meanings. The most common of which is when yah homie Joshua can’t get on discord cuz he’s gotta do the laundry. Another meaning of which is when the gamer is caught in a game and can’t go outside to the dinner table just yet. Gamer absence is only to be referred to in the first situation however. The second is just your mom yelling at you to get off the computer/Xbox/PS4/Nintendo/etc
Zack: I have bad news men, Andrew is walking the dog right now, we are in a state of gamer Absence. Let us pray for our brother.
Gamer Absence by Nefmaster22 November 13, 2019

gamer absence

When your entire family is eating dinner but you spend too much time online to get out of your room and eat with them so your chair is empty
When you sit for so long your meat goes numb, we call it gamer absence.
gamer absence by The Chungus February 2, 2020

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026